Boris: Comrade Nikolai I have great news!
Nikolai: What is this great news comrade Boris?
Boris: Russian intelligence has video of American Slumlord Donald Drumpf strlumphing Russian KGB sex swallow to use as Blackmail.
Nikolai: Splendid! What seat of power does he have that we can exploit?
Boris: He is a celebrity reality TV host with access to Gary Busey and Meatloaf.
Nikolai: I see.
Boris: But President Putin has magnificent plan.
Nikolai: Go on.
Boris: If we get this Drumpf to run for president and if he beats his 16 opponents with decades of political experience who have actually run for and won office before and if the Democrats change party rules to allow democracy suppressing Super delegates and if Secretary Clinton Run for office and if she used illegal non secure server as Secretary of State and if she gets caught with illegal non-secure server because of Romanian hackers and if she mishandles classified information and if she perjures herself before congress and if she is under bumbling investigation of Stupid FBI during nomination process and if the Democrats conspire to suppress Votes of Ideological Partner Comrade Bernie and if we can hack non-secure server and if we can have Wikileaks leak conspiracy between DNC and American Puppet Press and if she doesn’t campaign in the Blue Wall states that have gone democratic for over two decades and if we spread fake news that she is poor health and if she has actual medical collapse on 9-11… than Drumpf will become elected and we will have Kompromat against American president. HaHahahaha
Boris: Yes. Is fool proof.
Nikolai: Can’t we just donate to Clinton Foundation if we want to influence American Politics?
Boris: Net, Dumbkof, that would never work…